Tuesday, February 10, 2015

HINDI JOKES






Shaadi ka jhagda



Shaadi ke doosre din beti apni maa se: Meri unse ladai ho gayi!
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Maa: Shadi mein jhagde toh hote rehte hai fikar mat karo.
Beti: Woh toh thik hai par ab “LAASH” ka kya karu?
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Plastic surgery



Ek aadmi bada dukhi tha!
Ek dost ne uss se poocha, “Kyu, tension mein ho.”
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Aadmi: Yaar ek dost ko plastic surgery ke liye 2 lakh rupeey diye thay, ab saale ko peehchan nahi pa raha hoon!
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Banta goes to watch dance



Banta mujra dekhne gaya, Sari raat mujra dekhta raha
Bai: Saheb humne aap ko khush kiya, Ab aap hamein khush karo.
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Toh banta utha aur khud nachne laga.
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Modernization



Girl of 1960 : Aye bahar hai…jia bekarar hai… aja moray balma tera intezar hai.
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Girl of 2007 : Aye bahar hai…jia bekarar hai… aje moray balma warna dusra tayyar hai:)
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Sohar Aur Biwi Soo Rahe



Raat ko sohar aur biwi soo rahe they. Ek dam se biwi ko sohar ki awaaz aayi, biwi uth kar sohar se poocha, “kya baat hai?”
Sohar ne bataaya, “ke meri kameez zameen par gir pari thi”
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Biwi ne kaha ke, “toh itna shor kyun machaya”
Sohar bola, “ke uss kameez mein main bhi tha!!!”
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